Welcome to SEALWWW

START REMEMBERING WHAT YOU HEAR.

Hi! Welcome in, my name is Ace and this is my home!

To start off, here are some facts about me. I love seals, I like Drive45 and Aphex Twin, and ive beat 4 people to death who didn't know the difference between a seal and a sea lion.

In this website your going to find everything I wanted to be found, things about me and my friends, and many photos and videos! I really like the idea of my own home being some sort of maze to strangers, and hell a house is basicly a maze to strangers, so its fitting isn't it? Enjoy your time here and be sure you have fun, or else we dont want you here.

Want to get started exploring this DIGITAL HELLSCAPE? you want to turn back..? Well no can do, but we have a free sample of some TIPS!

Blue words are links, click on them to get transported to another page. Some images also work as links, so be sure to click on em! If you want to return here, some pages will have a "Homepage" button on the page and if not you can always use the back button on the top-left of your web browser! Some links are hidden.

Dont stray too far.

I wonder

Do you understand what all this means?

If I could, I would upload my brain just so you could pick through my feelings and thoughts.

Click button for fun!

Im warning you

Everything you see is my feelings, thrown out in the web